Morning Musing with Seth

(Immediately upon waking up)...Seth: "I sure wish Zach wasn't a cannibal." Me: "But he's not. Do you even know what a cannibal is?" Seth: "Yes, it's a person who eats little kids." Me: "What makes you think Zach is a cannibal?" Seth: "He told me." Me: "Well then....what about Grandpa Moore....doesn't that make him a cannibal?". Seth: (says nothing at all. Just a very thoughtful, kind of freaked out look as he contemplates this.) Conversation over.